The George W Bush Presidential Library is now in the planning stages.The Library will include:
The Hurricane Katrina Room , which will always be under construction.
The Alberto Gonzales Room, where you won't be able to remember anything.
The Texas Air National Guard Room, where you won't even have to show up.
The Walter Reed Hospital Room, where they won't let you in.
The Guantanamo Bay Room, where they won't let you out.
The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room, which no one will be able to find.
The National Debt room which will be huge and have no ceiling.
The "Tax Cut" Room with entry only to the wealthy.
The "Economy Room" which will be in the toilet.
The Iraq War Room. After you complete your first tour, you will have to go back for a second, third, fourth, and sometimes fifth tour.
The Dick Cheney Room, in an undisclosed location, complete with shotgun gallery.
The Environmental Conservation Room, which will remain empty.
The Supremes Gift Shop, where you'll be able to buy an election.
The Airport Men's Room, where you will meet some of your favorite Republican Senators.
The 'Decider Room' complete with dart board, magic 8-ball, Ouija board, dice, coins, and straws.
The museum will have an electron microscope to help you locate the President's accomplishments.
Admission: Republicans: free; Democrats: $1000 or 3 Euros
(the above from my uber-democrat uncle outside of D.C)
A few more good ones:
Keep an eye on the news tape at the bottom of the screen too...
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